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@TheOnion hey! Get in line, ok?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@pnoconnor You USED to be good The Onion, til you got bought out by ClintonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Solar Electric mobile self driving ..get homeless off the street ASAP. Abandoning. Privilege.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe Detroit could manufacture clean water for Flint.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We manufacture pure bullshit, boxed up and ready to ship anywhere on the globe. We can also provide you with a guarantee.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Make a winning hockey team. That'd make me happy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Deez Nuts!!
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@TheOnion If it could get rid of the govt parasite maybe it could get some investment.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Detroit Home of the Auto Workers. Any city would love to have those jobs. -
@DxmJohansen@TheOnion Bernie will handle it. Maybe Nash Ramblers
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@TheOnion Cheap flights to China?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Detroit had its chance. Try helping yourself for onceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they're already leading the nation in despair. that's something, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion save Detroit! !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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