@TheOnion @RAPPSTHYME I tuck that shit inside my jacket like a mother kangaroo
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@_hannamary@TheOnion I've never related more to a tweet
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@TheOnion@mhunsberger97 protect the Adobos burrito baby well tonightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Literally my life. “
@TheOnion: Takeout Burrito Shielded From Cold As Though It Were Week-Old Newborn http://onion.com/1QpbCJR "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @fearofswanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Crackie18 THE NEW TWITTER NAME I AM HIGHLY IMPRESSEDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good way to keep your burrito warm. And your baby wrapped in foil.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Takeouts must be warm and protected. The way she's holding this burrito could risk a fumble or even worse..an interception.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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