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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Feb 2016

    Area Man Disappointed In Self For Already Being Full http://onion.com/1Q4iLNK pic.twitter.com/7c5Y0TVW1H

    8:30 PM - 18 Feb 2016
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    15 replies 253 retweets 751 likes
      1. delia hornik‏ @deliahornik 18 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Area Man Disappointed In Self For Already Being Full http://onion.com/1Q4iLNK  pic.twitter.com/cUVvTv1dXR” good job dad

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      2. SawBreath‏ @Sawbreath 20 Feb 2016
        Replying to @theBoz_S

        @theBoz_S @TheOnion @sKowalsk "Orders some key lime pie anyways".

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      1. Jamie‏ @JamieRK800 19 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @The_Ham_Bridge you

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      1. Porter Sprigg‏ @PorterSprigg 18 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion happens to me all the time

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      1. Jamie Bookman‏ @JamieBookman 18 Feb 2016
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        “@TheOnion: Area Man Disappointed In Self For Already Being Full http://onion.com/1Q4iLNK  pic.twitter.com/cBizhhq5F5” @amarino42

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      2. Spooky Jamie  👻 💀 🎃‏ @JamieTomori 19 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @will_vargo

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      3. Will-o'-the-wisp  👻‏ @will_vargo 19 Feb 2016
        Replying to @JamieTomori

        @JamieTomori @TheOnion it's terrible

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      1. M⛥TT ⚡BL⛥CK‏ @Matt_McDank 18 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Casey_Kendall7 Its old piazza

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      1. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 19 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is me “@TheOnion: Area Man Disappointed In Self For Already Being Full http://onion.com/1Q4iLNK  pic.twitter.com/uwWhtk4QtJ”

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      1. Pete Weisell‏ @Newtonianphysic 19 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion he's full because he stopped at QT, on the way, and had three hotdogs.

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      2. Kayla‏ @writerofoctopi 18 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @TrammellNoah

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      3. Noah Trammell‏ @TrammellNoah 18 Feb 2016
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        @writerofoctopi @TheOnion lolol the camera adds 10 pounds and 30 years!

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      1. awdamn‏ @aw_damn 18 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion me

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @scluke55 18 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion The struggle is real.

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      1. Mo Ohless‏ @srwillow19 18 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion What the fuck, Rick what is your problem? I'm just wasting fuckin money, do I ask for a to go box like a pussy?This is embarassing

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      1. Andrew Donlan‏ @donlan_andrew 18 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @JoJoDonlan

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