@TheOnion Also, ask them where to score. That gets so much more difficult, as you age and u never get the really good stuff!
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@TheOnion the ad for Gods of Egypt was playing and I thought it was your talk about drugs video, and I was like "yeah, that's fair"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When you find a joint in your son's room and tell him you flushed it then are scolding him, try not to say "man" or "dude" a lot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion valuable advice I wish my father had given me before becoming a deadbeat athleteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I cried at the end - End of conversation
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