@TheOnion lol. I hate jack london! ....not personally, just everything he ever did... or wrote... or liked.... or was
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@TheOnion So after I got her good and loused at the local tavern we went back to my place and that's the night I tried "The Doggy"4 1st timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I was like "wow! So glad we saved this!" And then saw it was you guys
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@TheOnion I KNEW he crocheted!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I had dropped my cell phone when I was flying over Syria last week it was from a plane I had Russian letters on it I spray painted -
@TheOnion If you find it there still might be letters on pls help me find thanks dont know where it landed but it might not be busted up

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