@TheOnion begging wrong people - the Walmarts of the world have won.
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@TheOnion could be The THC Product's Manufacturer to the world! But unfortunately ruled by cheap poisonous snakesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe it can manufacture Kanye dolls? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion they manufacture Crack rocks, isn't that enough?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Shinola and@DetroitBikes are making it happen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Stop lying!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, Gov that gave tax breaks to outsourcing companies inexplicably claims "Gov is the problem" when asked to solve itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Man Detroit is living in Mad Max times. These people need something.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We'd take granny underwear if it's available. We don't care that it's unattractive and usually best unseen, look at our Damn city.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Still got that Democratic city council? Then NO.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lead free water pipes for Flint?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sorry everything got sent to MexicoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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