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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Feb 2016

    Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiringhttp://onion.com/1KWXZzi 

    12:40 PM - 17 Feb 2016
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    76 replies 771 retweets 1,341 likes
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      2. Michael Salvo‏ @michaelsalvo 19 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        R.I.P. @TheOnion 1988-2016. Thank you for your groundbreaking satire over the years. You will be missed.http://thefreethoughtproject.com/hillarys-top-donor-buys-onion-starts-publishing-propaganda-immediately/ …

        2 replies 29 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Chefo‏ @NoL_Chefo 17 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Onion gets bought by Clinton's biggest financial donor, Haim Saban, and a few weeks later and we get shilling for Clinton. : >

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      1. The Great Gazby‏ @GravitasHeed 17 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion unfollowed for being obvious shills.

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      2. David Gagnon‏ @davidgagnonart 17 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jimmymcwicked

        @jimmymcwicked @TheOnion how much where u paid by #HillaryClinton for this article @TheOnion ?

        3 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Clawhammer Jammer‏ @banjojamie 17 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion leave it to a Clinton supporter to ruin something awesome

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      1. Zach Rodriguez‏ @thazachattack 17 Feb 2016
        Replying to @chuckmodz_chuck

        @chuckmodz_chuck @TheOnion you can say that about every candidate

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      1. 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬‏ @evanlaffer 17 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnionhttps://theintercept.com/2016/01/26/ha-ha-hillary-clintons-top-financial-supporter-now-controls-the-onion/ …

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      1. James‏ @Furious4rizzle 17 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion How is this the Onion? Get your shit together.

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      1. Octavius Hex‏ @xfootwinnerx 17 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion you guys sold out bad on this one

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      1. AGENT MOUSE  🐭‏ @creepymouse 17 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I see what you tried there. Titles mean zip when you're a fraud.

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      1.  🎃 Jim Creature  👻‏ @jtLOL 19 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is supposed to be sarcastic. MT @TheOnion Female Presidential Candidate Who Was U.S. Senator, Sec. Of State Told To Be More Inspiring

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      1. Not One Of Us‏ @notoneofus 17 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion It was a good run, Onion. RIP

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      1. securitas‏ @EBDoorman 17 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @HillaryClinton #ByeHillicia Feel The Bern!!!

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      2. Samantha Shelley‏ @thesamspo 17 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @darthhomme Oh man, even The Onion is influenced by her Super PAC? I TRUST YOU GUYS FOR ALL MY NEWS.

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