@TheOnion @thirstyman15 "Spotless interstellar criminal record"
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@TheOnion it's just so important these days that you don't drink and drive an intergalactic space vessel.
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@TheOnion American Astronaut (U.S. Flag) in a Russian spacesuit. Hmmm...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Cosmicstrenght I would like to have a go at doing that ,doing repairs whilst underwater .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Requirements For Becoming A NASA Astronaut http://onion.com/1SytSRi pic.twitter.com/ZtXsXVOIlf”@1L0VELAMP
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@TheOnion it seems very difficult.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He should know how to fly!
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