.@TheOnion Best Onion headline to date. 10/10 please continue.
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@TheOnion You forgot "gun-hating". - 2 more replies
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@TheOnion @natatratnat@nerdyprintsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion POC, female, jewish-born, hijab wearing islam convert.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion prez quotes constitution today after ignoring it throughout his putrid termsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What, no illegals?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ATHEIST ... why not go ALL the way, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you forgot the most obvious....MUST BE BLACK!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg have live http://www.brucelee.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is political satire. Your hillary article from today is sponsored contentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@wallybook@TheOnion can't tell if sarcasm or stupid -
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@wallybook@TheOnion hard to get sarcasm across text, sorry.
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