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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2016

    Detroit Begs Nation To Just Give It Something, Anything, To Manufacture http://onion.com/216IpoN pic.twitter.com/hSaRMnfJs7

    9:15 AM - 16 Feb 2016
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      1. Leighton‏ @LeightonGeoJr 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Humor based in Detroit-bashing is TIRED and obsolete. Especially now that its rebound is gaining real momentum.

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      1. Andropov Fourthly‏ @AndropovFour 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I'm pretty sure Detroit manufactures misery.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Maybe if it leaked a sex tape?

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      1. Mike Van Vreede‏ @punchthecore 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion They are already great at manufacturing crime.

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      1. Dave Baker‏ @croixtien 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion The world of Hemp processing is about to burst wide open in the US get on board. #Hemp

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      1. sɹǝƃoɹ ʞɔᴉɹʇɐԀ‏ @Prog3prog3prog3 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion an article more indicative of Det's situation would be "Detroit City Council rejects Plan that would Fix All Problems Ever"

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      1. CAMERON PELL‏ @GEOFFWOAD69 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Meth?

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      1. Chad Taylor‏ @ChadTaylor_TX 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Honestly I think that manufacturing coffins would go really well with one of the highest murder rates in USA. Or dog poop baggies

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      1. BC‏ @gtacticsphotos 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion #Tesla

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      1. GacWell‏ @glenn_carswell 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion install thousands of cameras and get ppl to pay to view them. Real life live murders!

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      1. Michael Wieloch‏ @popevaderii 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion thought it had an monopoly on abject desperation?

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      1. Rob Taub‏Verified account @robmtaub 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion They may have the Shinola watch although there's some questions regarding that.

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