@TheOnion Humor based in Detroit-bashing is TIRED and obsolete. Especially now that its rebound is gaining real momentum.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion I'm pretty sure Detroit manufactures misery.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Maybe if it leaked a sex tape?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion They are already great at manufacturing crime.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion an article more indicative of Det's situation would be "Detroit City Council rejects Plan that would Fix All Problems Ever"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Honestly I think that manufacturing coffins would go really well with one of the highest murder rates in USA. Or dog poop baggiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion install thousands of cameras and get ppl to pay to view them. Real life live murders!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion thought it had an monopoly on abject desperation?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion They may have the Shinola watch although there's some questions regarding that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.