@TheOnion My lawyers will be contacting you forthwith.
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@Nuria_nunu@NikCanadaSwiss@TheOnion speak for yourselves guys I don't have a sexless existence -
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@Nuria_nunu@NikCanadaSwiss@TheOnion that is true but I am overrated
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@TheOnion Free Condom Harsh Reminder Of Sexless Existencehttp://onion.com/1VhY5BUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion -- Please, no more piling on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion something Kanye Wests parents neededThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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