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@TheOnion one third of them are Muslim, one third are atheist, one third are Wiccan, and there's one Scientologist, just for funThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not the justice that we deserve, but the one that we need.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'M LAUGHING SOOOOO HARD!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Obama wants to narrow the list down to a single nominee in hopes of wrapping up confirmation he leaves for the Hajj pilgrimage by
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@TheOnion If any of those fail, maybe Willie Nelson would be a good pick to replace Scalia.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion chances RWNJ think this is trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .@JeroldDuquette I don't care who you are, that's pretty funny right thereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Carrie4free Bravo! All the key demographics! Let's keep SCOTUS Gay, Muslim, immigrant, short, black and millennial abortionist!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@joebookish I HOPE he does something HILARIOUS to remember him by. (as if there aint ENOUGH to remember his dumb-ass by)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm cryingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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