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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Feb 2016

    Obama Compiles Shortlist Of Gay, Transsexual Abortion Doctors To Replace Scalia http://onion.com/1Lq6bmn pic.twitter.com/XordhpsPIK

    11:47 AM - 15 Feb 2016
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@BarackObama: http://onion.com/1RH3qDL pic.twitter.com/Cw8guhXGU2

        12 replies 306 retweets 629 likes
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      1. unoservix‏ @unoservix 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion one third of them are Muslim, one third are atheist, one third are Wiccan, and there's one Scientologist, just for fun

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      1. devil bison (play on my name not a sf thing)‏ @DevvyBoyyy 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion not the justice that we deserve, but the one that we need.

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      1. Finger-eating Fox Owner‏ @foxalbiazul 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I'M LAUGHING SOOOOO HARD!!!!

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      1. Nicolas Holzschuch‏ @nholzschuch 15 Feb 2016
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        Obama wants to narrow the list down to a single nominee in hopes of wrapping up confirmation he leaves for the Hajj pilgrimage by @TheOnion

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      1. Tylrrr‏ @ZeppoWilbury 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion OMG I am hooting and holleringpic.twitter.com/JoOL2olWop

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      2. Tyler "Didn't Change Name For Halloween" Foster‏ @tylergilfoster 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I think you mean "transgender", not "transsexual."

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      1. PolitiBeast‏ @politibeast 15 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If any of those fail, maybe Willie Nelson would be a good pick to replace Scalia.

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      1. justin verno‏ @judstin5882 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion chances RWNJ think this is true

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      1. President Matt‏ @readwriteblue 16 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion .@JeroldDuquette I don't care who you are, that's pretty funny right there

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      1. Lorraine Russell  🥀 🍩  🌊‏ @chatbrat11 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @Carrie4free Bravo! All the key demographics! Let's keep SCOTUS Gay, Muslim, immigrant, short, black and millennial abortionist!

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      1. MAGIC MAJESTY‏ @MERRYMAJESTY 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @MLCzone Seriously, everyone who has acused POTUS of killing Scalia must be locked away 4 evaluation

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      1. bill storm‏ @BeeblebroxBill 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @joebookish I HOPE he does something HILARIOUS to remember him by. (as if there aint ENOUGH to remember his dumb-ass by)

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      1. Ali Boo‏ @alisunnybeary 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I'm crying

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      1. ((( Theon_Orbis_Covfefe III )))‏ @Theon_Orbis 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @Kris_Sacrebleu 😂😂😂😂😂

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