@TheOnion The youth of today thinking they can take shortcut to financial security by working flat out for decades. .loafers!
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@TheOnion man this makes me sad

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@TheOnion from a dishwasher to hobo#americandreamThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just need to try, right? Our does not trying count too? Soda and vidya all day makes me a rich boy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damn you!!!@DaveRamsey :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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