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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Feb 2016

    Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle http://onion.com/1ob7xN2 pic.twitter.com/oqxTpwD2LE

    10:15 AM - 14 Feb 2016
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      1. Matt‏ @MattyBisAboss 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @bjboulden

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      1. Brian T. Carswell‏ @realBrianCars 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @nathandensley

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      1. DertyHarry‏ @charliecalley63 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion In Seattle? My best guess, Starbucks.

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      1. 🅳ɐνï∂ ค Ⓚ๏๏ภʇչ‏ @davidakoontz 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion good men back their women!

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      2. jan hawthorne‏ @janhawthorne1 15 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @new_hollowers if only I'm dead

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      1. Cman61‏ @mskyman61 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Giving bus stop hand jobs for crack money?

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      1. Annie  🍀‏ @APhillips0926 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Lol.. I'm sure she'll look great in one of those Public School cafeteria lunch ladies uniforms...she's really going places. :/)

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      1. Brigitte Quinsey‏ @BrigitteQuinsey 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Always knew the man has brains.

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      1. Fat in Public‏ @garlicmeg 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion omg. Funny. This topic is near and dear. .. who is supposed to follow who and why?

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      1. bill blake‏ @notmegoofy 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Again hoping..

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      1. Erick‏ @Erick407A 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion At @Starbucks ?

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      1. J Lip‏ @Gypsy_145 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion if we could be so lucky #badjoke

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      1.  ❤️ Expressive Pets‏ @RealTeriFLA 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion bye, bye as your hubby Michelle, buys, buys...

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      1. gigsy‏ @Gigsy7Gale 14 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion you mean there are people that believe anything you say? Onion? Really? Haha what a joke!

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      1. Jace Nelson‏ @xlankex 14 Feb 2016
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