@TheOnion Cool Whip is mostly water and oil based ingredients.
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@alliefree@TheOnion Mom has plan for tub of ricotta in the fridge
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@TheOnion I Can't Believe It's Not StyrofoamThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge http://onion.com/1KJ2MUQ pic.twitter.com/DD21xIkoBZ"@field_est3113
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@TheOnion more like when something's gone off and I say she should throw it away, but no she will eat it or reheat with other foodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge http://onion.com/1KJ2MUQ pic.twitter.com/DY5N88yDZz” cool whip thong... Yum!
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@TheOnion "don't eat it" hahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I buy it for the container.https://twitter.com/Jaiami88/status/698710644116353024 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't we all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Cool Whip container looking forward to its life long dream to join its partners as a salad bowl.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion YEEEEAAAHHHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm new to twitter, but coming across gold like this confirms I made the right choice.#nowhipforyouThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion of course he does. It's Valentine's Day. Lots of places on the female body it would be perfect for.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have vanilla wafers...let's make it happen!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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