@TheOnion Could also be his last.
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@TheOnion That's exactly one jog more commitment than I have.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dave Fontora was spotted without his usual jeans set at half mast on his ass because of battle with gut around front that he lost. -
@TheOnion Prompting neighbors to conclude he's decided to do something finally. And then it became obvious he hadn't jogged in 25yrs,awkward
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@TheOnion: Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around http://onion.com/1KJ1Bot pic.twitter.com/TPQpmb1Vfg” basically my next run
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@TheOnion you need someone in content development? Hooray for satire :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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