@TheOnion This is "law" in my house, but I've never resorted to violence since my guests are always too full or lazy to really want to help.
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@TheOnion On a recent release the same Mom commented, that she intended to play "Game of Throats!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the reason i never offer to helpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion violence is never the answer!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What if her children were accidentally exposed to a selfless act of kindness? Never-ending peer ridicule.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mickeydawgra I chuckled hardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 911 SWAT team calledThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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