@TheOnion Jonathan Richman in front ??pic.twitter.com/kX9r3MtXsb
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@TheOnion if only there were an econ system that funneled resources to smart people who could make life improving widgets. #capitalism
@TheOnion Hopefully they find a dumbass way to create S.H.I.T. (Solutions Help Improve Things)
Head scratching has also been known to help
@TheOnion @Ankit_Ch0udhury I'm looking at YOU Ankit!
@TheOnion not likely but here's to hoping
@TheOnion How rude to disturb their dinner.
@TheOnion After all the mean things you said to us in high school? HA! You broke it. You bought it. We're moving out,to found New Smartistan
@TheOnion If only.
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