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@TheOnion No big deal, a 54 inch LED for my valentine would just do!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just tell her you dont want desert at the restaurant that'll be a treatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are some demented soulsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion believe you are truly their equal???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion around you they will be your future husbands, co-workers who will compete against you for jobs, future bosses. Do they reallyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not b/c her boyfriend influenced her in any way. She just wanted to please her man. Young ladies take a long look at the malesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion To keep it laid back, I'd suggest nothing about his mom. Definitely go after him about that shitty landing strip on his chin .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That would be a nice change.It gets really hard, trying to remember shitty things he did, 10 years ago, so you can bring them up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Take her out early in the day and make sure all her drinks are dbl's. Result, she will pass out early and your day is done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too SAVAGEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hidden camera time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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