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@TheOnion@mr_oberts I knew I was forgetting something...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...and in other news tons of hair has been donated to Hairclub for men by an anonymous donor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and a million bottles of drainoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion@datachick Now we know where the Tribbles originated.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow, it takes Valentine's Day for people to trim or shave....gross....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't worry, it all gets bleached and re-used later in the year for all the Santa beards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I never realized that pubic hIr jokes are really funny. There was also a funny one in the trump funny or die documentaryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. The Boys from Brazil.
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@TheOnion. Yaaaaasssss!!! Holla!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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