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lol RT @TheOnion: Plan B Releases New Heart-Shaped Tablets For Valentine’s Daypic.twitter.com/qD0aBirxoO
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@TheOnion I hope it's chocolate flavoured! More romantic.
@TheOnion. Some gold plated wire hangers are a great gift too. 
@anna_oro66 @TheOnion Now that was wrong with cheese AND bacon. Wrong but excellent.. like a puppy snorting cocaine.
@TheOnion Candy Hearts with 'RU486' on them
@TheOnion plan c: pull out
wasn't plan A was pull out
plan c-stick it back in?see if you can plunge it out..
plan d-would then be pull out
@eggstentialdoom @TheOnion
@rumpleschlepp @TheOnion sure but wasn't this like weeks ago, how did you find me
@eggstentialdoom you know me, always on the prowl..
@rumpleschlepp me too, buddy, keep it real
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@TheOnion @RobertShampine
@TheOnion Better yet, get yourself snipped for your girl. True love.
@TheOnion @csfoster2 From Big Pharma with Love
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