@TheOnion His real goal was t remember to X out the days on the calendar. Ist goal was to buy calendar.
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@TheOnion his goal was 400lbs#cliffyablonskiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@britalund big news!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmao. I should do this. I never reach my pathetic goal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahahahahhaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion set another pathetic one for tomorrow or set a bigger one today? ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion avoiding a massive stroke or heart attack is not a pathetic goal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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