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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2016

    Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty http://onion.com/1SKfi9A pic.twitter.com/MC47van0b0

    6:51 AM - 11 Feb 2016
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      2. Mr Freeman‏ @jesusloveselvis 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion so a HUGE fat women is realistic? Come on Onion! No wonder americans are dropping dead from heart attacks. Health is sexist

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. christ‏ @dumbchrist 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jesusloveselvis

        @jesusloveselvis ??? she is not huge at all

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      4. Mr Freeman‏ @jesusloveselvis 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @dumbchrist

        @christinexpage_ I was speaking generally. There are alot of models now who are...well close to heart attack range

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. christ‏ @dumbchrist 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jesusloveselvis

        @jesusloveselvis ah, I misunderstood.

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      6. Mr Freeman‏ @jesusloveselvis 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @dumbchrist

        @christinexpage_ i love curvy women, but I don't think it is wise to congratulate women for being overweight. The health issues are real

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. devilissix‏ @slennon1276 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jesusloveselvis

        @jesusloveselvis it's not congratulatory. It's just an alleviation of the pressures normally put on them to fit an unrealistic body image.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Mr Freeman‏ @jesusloveselvis 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @slennon1276

        @slennon1276 what is realistic? Being overweight is not. Plus as I said in the end its health that matters, not looks

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. devilissix‏ @slennon1276 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jesusloveselvis

        @jesusloveselvis but you're judging health on looks. Appearing overweight is more due to genetics than health.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Nancy 🍀 🇺🇸‏ @free2meetu 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If everyone was the same size 2, what a boring world this would be.

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      2. Taylor Orton‏ @T_Orton1 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @taliaceleste

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      3. Talia S. Pumpkins‏ @taliaceleste 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @T_Orton1

        @T_Orton1 @TheOnion This is one of my favorites.

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      4. Taylor Orton‏ @T_Orton1 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @taliaceleste

        @taliaceleste @TheOnion its sooooo funny hahaha 😂

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      2. Brady Connors‏ @Ice_IceBrady 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @anna_scribner but wait, this one is way better

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      3. Anna‏ @anna_scribner 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Ice_IceBrady

        @Ice_IceBrady @TheOnion I love this 😂😂😂

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      1. JDFlyer‏ @JDFlyer 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Human obesity, whether female or male, should never become "accepted." That, is not a joke.

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      1. Matto Franko‏ @mattplague 12 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @olitroville now this is a darn shame

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      1. ArnimFritsch‏ @ArnimFritsch 11 Feb 2016
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        @theonion No, men actually do tend to find women attractive. It’s women who question their own attractiveness. #IDidntDoIt

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 11 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Best part is that men have never given a shit.

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      1. Fancy Window‏ @FancyWindow 11 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this should read "... Standards of female body." "Beauty" implies that heavier women are less beautiful than thinner women.

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