@TheOnion it puts the skin on its skin
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@theonion@philletourneau YEEEEESSSSSSS!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @hyped_resonance pure evil! If people get a hold of this...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And a government panel will be assembled to address the question of the jar's "personhood" status concluding, "it's people!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "It puts the lotion in the basket". -
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@TheOnion That stuff was really good until Zika came out messed that up too
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@TheOnion Pure Gold.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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