@TheOnion @WhySharksMatter "Publicizing this record only encourages the sharks to set a new one."
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@TheOnion@anna_scribner the satire is real with this accountThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is what happens when you stop making Jaws sequels!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or maybe it's because they can't find any goddam fish to eat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Simple solution, do not go in the ocean, you are just bait to them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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