@TheOnion @motleyfool3 I feel that way in an elevator it doesn't have to be underwater...
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@TheOnion People take life too seriously. If some maniac ran over them with a semi truck loaded with steel then they'd know what pain is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well if it's for@MicrosoftHelps in the brand new underwater data centers I'm sure they get hazard pay for it.#NoPainNoGain2016 -
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@TheOnion@MicrosoftHelps Well they do that chirping thing!!! On dos prompt it's just like pinging a server.
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@TheOnion Meanwhile: Sanders voters embrace being dropped into a vat of Kool-aid bound in chainsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Look on the bright side of the way people enjoy how they eat pork rinds it helps evaluate the brighter side of business always
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@TheOnion I think we need to see the research on this one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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