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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Feb 2016

    Parallel World Leaders Meet In Washington For Interdimensional Summit http://onion.com/1T0Klfx pic.twitter.com/ooGMJlgq5k

    12:09 PM - 8 Feb 2016
    • 535 Retweets
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    • Tatum Wilson Susan Mc.Cathy Grey Honey🐝🍯 Lord_Bad_Guy Jon Kennedy David Gomes 🐏🐲🦃🐖🐗 Francesco Viola III Jackson Mullett
    28 replies 535 retweets 923 likes
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      2. richard house‏ @riraho5 8 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is that michael freaking dukakis?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. juice‏ @juice716 8 Feb 2016
        Replying to @riraho5

        @riraho5 @TheOnion that's "Supreme Leader Michael Dukakis" to you, mister.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. CATHERINE BRIGHTON  🙏 🏡 🍋‏ @cath_brighton 9 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Oh gosh...I think thats my Aunt Diane in the front row😜

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      1. Penobscot Langdon‏ @DontForgetTheQ 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @SigmaJoj

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      1. Carolyn Hucker‏ @CarolynHucker 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion for some reason the bird in particular just made me pmsl

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      1. ᴩᴀᴛᴇʟ‏ @vivensio 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion OMG, I wish I could have a parrot as my govt head

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      1. Emma‏ @EmmaPeasant 17 Mar 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane hadouken!

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      1. Young Revolutionary‏ @Driftmaster1234 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion "i would hate to put them in a bad mooood"- Peter Griffin

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      1. bill didonna‏ @billdidonna 22 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Mike Dukakis, Barack Obama and older @BarackObama

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      1. Jessica Mulligan‏ @fd0293b6dfac46b 10 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane hugs

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      1. Jeremy Somers‏ @jeremardus4 9 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Where's Admiral Akbar? Huh, It's a trap!

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      1. n.  🐞 ✨《 🦇 🎃 🔪》‏ @blaqkXIII 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @trinitycreme

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      1. Old White Guy‏ @ATL_OWG 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane That's stupid. There's only three dimensions

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      1. cyndi myrtle‏ @cynmyrtle 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Shit, there are all 3 versions of Obama. On second look the bird seems like he'll run the show

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      1. EmoTuvok‏ @emotuvok 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Finally.pic.twitter.com/ghCES0ihiQ

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      2. UniversalDH‏ @universal_dh 8 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @SethMacFarlane onions have 11 dimensions & when you cut them the make you cry for them even if u r too callous 2 Care

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. UniversalDH‏ @universal_dh 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane *They #Yipes there goes any chance of my Tweet going viral

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      4. UniversalDH‏ @universal_dh 8 Feb 2016
        Replying to @universal_dh

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Seriously I think "They" is a #SightWord

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      5. UniversalDH‏ @universal_dh 8 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Seth How does it feel to have The World by The Balls?

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      6. UniversalDH‏ @universal_dh 8 Feb 2016
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        .@TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Seth do u go to bars? Cause I would love to take u to a little hole in the wall place called TheGloryHole

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