@TheOnion @MeghaanCummings sage advice from The Onion, as always
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@TheOnion Carrot cake is why I survived my former in-laws. The thick frosting smothered them nicely.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wish I knew these things a while ago, lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. AwesomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm hollering!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tip #1: Stay SingleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion From personal experience, move as far away as possible, leave the country if you can.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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