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@TheOnion You guys have been damn morbid lately. Funny, but morbid.
@TheOnion That’s weird dude…
Only yesterday my tarot card reader was giving me the same advice…
@TheOnion dont do it!!! Your rate of return isnt that bad!!!!
@TheOnion @JoelHeyman before I red it, I thought the 1 bullet was for someone else, not yourself. Like the mafia..86 or something...
@TheOnion "What happened this period?" - Questions you don't want to ask your PMS girlfriend.
@TheOnion @jamesdoleman applies equally to those in UK filling out their #ESA 50 forms
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