@TheOnion cupcake sprinkler
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion dah seriously the oceans are warming#climatechangeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion You mean an aquarium screensaver isn't good enough?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion If the real estate is cheaper under water it might be a good business decision. Can hire dolphins for security, but no benefits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion Not yet. Mabye in 2026.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.