@Daddy_Warpig Sorry @TheOnion . You're being beaten in the "most ridiculous parody news" category by @Salon . Step it up!
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@TheOnion this is funny because he's fat. and fat people lack willpower when it comes to food. -
@mattcornell@TheOnion It's not because he's fat. It's because he overeats calorie dense foods and doesn't exercise. -
@PlankySmith@TheOnion oh for sure man.
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@TheOnion Christie so fat that Taft looks like a model.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@johndbnine3 Got any cherry pies? Chris could use a couple cherry pies w/that corned beef sandwich.
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@TheOnion oh my you've offended the majority of AmericansThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ha ha he's fat. lol guud 1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Love it!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion food jokes? Very clever and original...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the Godfather wannabe would let everybody drown in a flood, IF a Coney Island Dog was handed to him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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