@TheOnion @brwneyedbear hahaha
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@highlorddad omg hahahahaaaaa
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@TheOnion got a headline for ya... "97% of American parents intellectually unprepared to explain leap year to their children"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion like after the epidural is all fun and games. Give us the stuff Movie Studios feed their Stars during the 50'sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can somebody not get Child Protective Services involved here??? Think of that poor child!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Woman Already Off To Bad Start As Mother After Requesting Epidural http://onion.com/1P9Q2FE pic.twitter.com/y7gt78lhQl” LMAO


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@TheOnion Next step opening that box of wine at 11am and progressing to a full on heroin addiction.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yep, that's meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd demand morphineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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