@TheOnion @Daddy_Warpig Been in plenty of laundromats. Never once met a hot chick. Usually just women with a gaggle of screaming kids.
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I met someone. She followed me home. Had to rudely discourage her. Not as fun as it sounds.
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@Daddy_Warpig@PirateSpitter@TheOnion You mean you rejected a woman's advances? Isn't that "reverse rape"?? -
@LordRaa@xzhyrax@Daddy_Warpig@PirateSpitter@TheOnion if you don't ask for her consent to reject her than that's literally rape. -
@LordRaa@Prostathlitis@Daddy_Warpig@PirateSpitter@TheOnion Now this is a story all about how rape got flip turned upside down...
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@TheOnion @thequakerqueen same guy writing the poetry?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There is an Alien hand in the tumble dryer, I feel the man might just be meeting someone else he might not want too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it didn't work out so well for Dr. HorribleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We all have dreams.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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