@TheOnion startup maven
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@TheOnion#CDCAdvisesWomen not to think about@CDCgov recommendations. Blind adherence best for the maybe-baby.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @cityofcrows In Wales the gov owns your body when you die so that they can harvest your organs, don't have facilities to use themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion another one for the "not funny" file.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When@Univision takes the Onion seriously...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. Because tequila makes her clothes fall off?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If it helps them from getting Bat Crap Crazy I am all for it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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