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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Feb 2016

    Middle-Aged Man In Gym Locker Room Puts Shirt On Before Underwear http://onion.com/1K0ByJ9 pic.twitter.com/qwdC9AaNoB

    8:15 AM - 4 Feb 2016
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    37 replies 411 retweets 1,034 likes
      1. Wade Wilson‏ @Deadp00LLL 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the amount of times I've turned a locker room corner to get an eyeful of old man balls has given me ptsd

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      1. Derek Rishmawy‏ @DZRishmawy 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Horrors like this happen far too often to gym-goers.

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      1. Austin Cannon‏ @Cannon_Online 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @trevorsaur Perry!

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      2. Dan Kimmitt‏ @MeechieMoto 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @FontaineJoe @Anthony_Froio

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      4. Dan Kimmitt‏ @MeechieMoto 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Anthony_Froio

        @Anthony_Froio @TheOnion @FontaineJoe so frustrating

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      2. Jason Cummins‏ @jmjc14 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @dboles50 @MattyV54 @chris_biz @pyeager15 This is such a Boles move! We should call it something similar to Tebowing. #Denising

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      3.  〽atty V‏ @MattyV54 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @jmjc14

        @jmjc14 @TheOnion @dboles50 @chris_biz @pyeager15 what article? Abut the shirt before undies? Lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. tom haverford‏ @gubner46 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I hate this

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      1. dangerhere.com‏ @dangerhere 4 Feb 2016
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        Laws say straight red http://www.dangerhere.com/gufflog/more.php?id=627_0_1_0_C … @TheOnion: Man puts on shirt before underwear http://onion.com/1K0ByJ9 pic.twitter.com/YVJE4BRmV7

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      1. Chris Bradley‏ @virenooch 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @c_brads60 @Labcab1 I sympathize

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      1. Benjamin Roberts‏ @benro692 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @david_barger

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      1. Brian Bostaph‏ @bbostaph 4 Feb 2016
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        https://twitter.com/JamieMennell/status/695283500828655617 … @JamieMennell Why is it that I thought of you immediately when I saw that tweet...

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      1. Tylrrr‏ @ZeppoWilbury 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I put my underwear on while I still have a towel wrapped around me, like any decent, considerate man should

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      1. Scott Jonathon‏ @scottjok 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion hot.

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      1. PamRenee‏ @PamReneeLukas 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Best chuckle of the day. So far

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      1. Eric Hartmann‏ @EHart1976 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What's wrong with that? maybe he has the dicky doo disease? Belly sticks out further than his dickey doo. Covering the gut is key

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