@TheOnion stoned in a hot shower, one of the planets greatest pleasures.
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@rcpendleton cheesy foot graterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BrysonChristina omg crying when I read it

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@TheOnion Chew on the stone during your shower and you don't have to brush your teeth afterward. :P lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm not sure I even want to know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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