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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Feb 2016

    Progressive Parents Refuse To Tell Child Its Sexhttp://onion.com/1IAejhh 

    5:01 AM - 4 Feb 2016
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    • Susan Mc.Cathy Lurk Lad S͞͞pookyt͞͞i͞͞n͞͞o͞͞ d͞͞'F͞͞i͞͞l͞͞i͞͞p͞͞i͞͞no YarDain Amron Kyler Roman Andreas Gereon Andrew Patterson JMB Lucas Brown
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      2. blank‏ @fddlstx 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I've loved the onion & followed it faithfully for 4 decades, but banking on laughs based on gender issue ignorance is lame af

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. ben‏ @ben19crazy 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @fddlstx

        @fddlstx @TheOnion Easily offended? No sense of humor, huh? You know where to draw the line but no one else does?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. blank‏ @fddlstx 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ben19crazy

        @ben19crazy @TheOnion Not offended; tremendous sense of humor--and cock. And tons of people know where to draw or color in the lines

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      1. Fausto D Santos‏ @Taino_84 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the child is going to learn sooner or later, it's fucking biology.. Penis=male, Vagina=female

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      1. SkeleRonja  🐊‏ @Ihasnosoul 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion so yeah. this article is shit.

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Please send me a trans baby! Please send me a trans baby! I want to accept the fuck out of it.

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      1. DB Did It‏ @alexdeebee 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Nah.

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      1. Cook County‏ @MitchellCheng 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @Chris_Conrad_ @CSirvid33

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      1. 𝙆𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙘‏ @dnygnm 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @Evolved_Hoe

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      2. Mike  🔮 (Smart)(Jacked)(Patriot) 🥇 💪 🇺🇸‏ @Vascillia 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion lmbo people on here being fans of theonion precisely up until your own world view is challenged. Satire is satire. Grow up.

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      2. #DemExit  🔇‏ @SaratogaGenki 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion was bought out by Univision in January. Note how joke rides on Dem's recent contrived conflict over meaning of Progressive?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. #DemExit  🔇‏ @SaratogaGenki 5 Feb 2016
        Replying to @SaratogaGenki

        Reminds me how unfunny Dennis Miller became after morphing into a funny man for the right. @TheOnion

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      1. James West‏ @Corneaterman 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I would say, in general, to just look down. Frank and beans or no?

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      2. Abeba Birhane‏ @Abebab 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @WiringTheBrain Admire the effort to break free of social norms but have they gone too far?Will the child thank them for it later?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. #MobTheVote‏ @EvelynNiessner 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Abebab

        @Abebab @TheOnion @WiringTheBrain You know this is a joke right?

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      4. Abeba Birhane‏ @Abebab 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @EvelynNiessner

        @EvelynNiessner @TheOnion @WiringTheBrain No, I didn't. Where does it say that?

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      5. #MobTheVote‏ @EvelynNiessner 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Abebab

        @Abebab @TheOnion @WiringTheBrain The Onion is a parody publication. They don't do real news. :-)

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      1. Keri Dow #FBPE‏ @nonnie100759 4 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion that's not progressive!

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