@TheOnion Will someone clap.
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@TheOnion Don't worry, that's what the ! was for. It's like that extra little space in a kid's stomach he saves for dessert.@Heidi_HarneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Full brakes ahead!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JJElliott10 Noooooooooo


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@TheOnion It's time to call it quits Jeb, and endorse Trump.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @PoliticalLine He started out with a TON of money. He won't quit until he ends up OWING!#WakeUpAmerica thats what@GOP DOES!
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@TheOnion - yes, time to#FEELTHEBERN & endorse the man with the REVOLUTION!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes we--dont wont him-----pobboaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please do so. We don't need another Bush in the White House.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion George P. Bush's band, "Bald Son" is opening for "Gay Dad" on their reunion tour.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As do we all@RiverIcenhour -
@BigWardman@TheOnion honestly at this point, I kind of do too.
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