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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Feb 2016

    Researchers Announce They Don’t Have Heart To Reveal What Will Happen To 1 In 5 Women http://onion.com/1R2MyHk pic.twitter.com/m2M6SyGz4V

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      1. Donald d'lanoD‏ @thegamblr95 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion I guess Robert deniro poses for stock photos now

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      1. Aaron Craig, J.D. esq.‏ @HeyRoo1 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion They will choke to death on Trident?

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion And not even remotely interested in what will happen to 3 out of 5 Men.

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      1. Karen Reina Melia‏ @KarenReinaMel1a 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion One of your best!!! (Casual Friday @ Nuclear plant still my fave!).

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      1. Smashy McRage‏ @KillaVonDeath 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion 1 in 5 may not enjoy statistics?

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion This is easy,1 in 5 will grow to huge proportions and their husbands will leave there fat asses for the trophy wife they deserve.

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      1. jack gratta‏ @GrattaJ 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion one in five woman shocked to find out they,ll be two in ten women,should they be told

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      1. John Hasley‏ @PonsSublicius 3 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion Spoiler: they will die!! As for the other 4/5, odds aren't too good, either.

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