@TheOnion I guess Robert deniro poses for stock photos now
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@TheOnion They will choke to death on Trident?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And not even remotely interested in what will happen to 3 out of 5 Men.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion One of your best!!! (Casual Friday @ Nuclear plant still my fave!).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 1 in 5 may not enjoy statistics?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is easy,1 in 5 will grow to huge proportions and their husbands will leave there fat asses for the trophy wife they deserve.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion one in five woman shocked to find out they,ll be two in ten women,should they be toldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Spoiler: they will die!! As for the other 4/5, odds aren't too good, either.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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