@TheOnion
The previous reasons are completely solved by a gainfully employed husband and father.
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@TheOnion You had me at 10 pound baby coming out of my nethers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its YAHWEH's new approach to practicing chastity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get that this is satire... But good, we don't need more pregnancies, actually.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gets so real it hurtshttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/694929816886317057 …
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