@TheOnion Hot sexy girls want to talk to guys that follow The Onion on Twitter?
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@TheOnion I'm guessing none of them attends by the name of@HillaryClinton? -
@minimopoder@TheOnion@HillaryClinton they said hot and sexy....
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@TheOnion@AHolslin42 hit that up AlThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You tweeted a really old article. I thought I had a chance...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't know what this is but it looks like a straight out ad for phone sex. Didn't like that. Fire the person behind this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You are very sexy
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Talk to me
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@TheOnion what are, things that don't happenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, I know a 275 lb cow that wants you to call too. BwahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how much?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That couldn't be further from the truth...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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