@TheOnion There are more than four shapes. They forgot muffin-top, square-bum, pear-shaped, log-legs, barrel-belly, post-partum, and DAYUM
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@TheOnion I want to see junkie barbie, track marks and all. They could include bundle bands to tie her hair back.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion KDKSFSG I LOVE U GUYSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@caitorade Dude!!!!!! Stole your line!!! :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 4 shapes. 22 eye colours. I didn't even know there were 22 eye colours. I can think of 22 shapes though (and then some)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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