@TheOnion First rule of the Onion is don't talk about the Onion.
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@TheOnion@Fred_Willard I wish u could punch people at work. I mean u can, but with severe consequences & repercussions.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Fred_Willard#Peace On#Earth Is Possible If We Spread The Word - Please Please Watch & Retweet-https://youtu.be/YKWA0f2oIeIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fists on A Plane.....forced a landing in Salt LakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The other 10% are caused by rough make-up-sex afterwards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I Said thats my staplerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds about rightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my office has banned the practice of dipping wrapped fists in hot wax and broken glass, it just makes senseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no doubtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I got fifty on the guy to the leftThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, 90% of excess calories in workplace derived from seemingly inexhaustible supply of candy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mostly with the copier and fax machine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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