@TheOnion is he crazy?
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@TheOnion story, but it FEELS like MY story.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/693198912660885505 …
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@TheOnion King of da cassel deserves his tv time and plattur of fishstiks!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AreaVanderMan@RobVanDoren you might as well get use to it, your life as you know it just became some one else's!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's every area dad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion id settle for a 7 hour block of sleepThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion accurateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Any dad knows this is a complete pipe dream.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds reasonable to meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is it too much to ask?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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