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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2016

    Pepperidge Factory Farm Under Fire For Inhumane Treatment Of Milanos http://onion.com/23yHe3w pic.twitter.com/DjYNZeDyeg

    1:30 PM - 29 Jan 2016
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    • Jane Gianna #imwithCher Today with Tré Parker Duff Andrea Cook Nathaniel A Conroy Northern Sparrow willa Karen Wolfinger
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      1. Tom Sloan‏ @tes2001 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I want to eat only cage free Milanoes

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      1. Kevin Waggoner‏ @KevinWaggoner 29 Jan 2016
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        @theonion Oh no. Someone start PETM!

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      2. Daddy Love‏ @SemiMooch 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion They keep them in CAGES?!

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      3. Warren Lauzon‏ @windsun33 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @SemiMooch

        @SemiMooch @TheOnion They keep oranges in cages too. How freaking awful is THAT?

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      1. William Behun‏ @wbehun 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Will no one think of the biscuits???

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      1. Alex‏ @Alex_QLee 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion They belong in their natural environment! In stacks of four in mini coffee filters.

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      1. C W‏ @Your_Grace_ 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Pepperidge farm remembers

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion is there anyway to adopt these poor Milanos? I'll take four boxes.

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      1. Pilgrim‏ @Exulant101 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion My Lord, my Lord, why have you forsaken us. #stoptheworldandletmeoff

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      1. Maralyn Burstein‏ @MaralynBurstein 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @JHILLMacro They're silently screaming.

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      1. Sean Brewer‏ @sbrewer31 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @alllicattt

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      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I eat only free range cookies

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      1. Victor D'Agostino II‏ @sonicscrudvr 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion rule #1 about The Distinctive Club, Don't talk about the Distinctive Club

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      1. John Rodgers‏ @JohnRodgers2756 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @D_Rodge27

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      1. Benny Rowe‏ @benro 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion On the other hand, there is no such thing as unfair treatment of millennials #just_say_no_to_hipsterdom

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      1. 𝕸 𝖔 𝖙 𝖍 𝖗 𝖆  🖤 🍂 🦋‏ @spider_slut 4 Feb 2016
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        @emmalem_ @TheOnion this is what happens when democrats are in the White House #smh #GOP #TedCruz

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      1. diego‏ @Diego___17 3 Feb 2016
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