@TheOnion I want to eat only cage free Milanoes
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@theonion Oh no. Someone start PETM!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SemiMooch@TheOnion They keep oranges in cages too. How freaking awful is THAT?
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@TheOnion Will no one think of the biscuits???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They belong in their natural environment! In stacks of four in mini coffee filters.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pepperidge farm remembersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is there anyway to adopt these poor Milanos? I'll take four boxes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My Lord, my Lord, why have you forsaken us.#stoptheworldandletmeoffThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JHILLMacro They're silently screaming.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I eat only free range cookiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion rule #1 about The Distinctive Club, Don't talk about the Distinctive ClubThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion On the other hand, there is no such thing as unfair treatment of millennials#just_say_no_to_hipsterdomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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