@TheOnion Because if there is anything we have learned from history is that the Russians always were ahead of their time politically.
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@TheOnion Always difficult to make advances in the Iowa winter...expect heavy casualtiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What they did to the farm animals is unspeakable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@LoganAyrton@TheOnion I just laughed so hard my coffee went into my sinuses and now I can't breathe -
@AngelDustinb@TheOnion I wish I could keep that in a real newspaper...great stuff.
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@TheOnion If only our elections were that civilizedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@planetkimsmith LoL That sounds about right.#FeelTheBernThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WOW...THAT IS SO.... FERGUSSON!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @netflixnnochill accurateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what is this? Game of Thrones? HahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and then calls for a blizzard of more than a foot of snow to slow voter turnout!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How rude!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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