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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2016

    Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers http://onion.com/1UvwWep pic.twitter.com/9GvydAjmOt

    10:30 AM - 29 Jan 2016
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    56 replies 2,583 retweets 3,028 likes
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      2. Steven DeJong‏ @StevenDeJong93 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Because if there is anything we have learned from history is that the Russians always were ahead of their time politically.

        1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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      1. BeastlyBretMaverick777 🎃‏ @BretMaverick777 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Always difficult to make advances in the Iowa winter...expect heavy casualties

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      1. High Altitudes‏ @highaltitudes 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion What they did to the farm animals is unspeakable.

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      2. Ayrton Logan‏ @LoganAyrton 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AngelDustinb

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      3. Blade Angel‏ @AngelDustinb 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @LoganAyrton

        @LoganAyrton @TheOnion I just laughed so hard my coffee went into my sinuses and now I can't breathe

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Ayrton Logan‏ @LoganAyrton 29 Jan 2016
        Replying to @AngelDustinb

        @AngelDustinb @TheOnion I wish I could keep that in a real newspaper...great stuff.

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      1. Nicholas Yenson  🏳️‍🌈‏ @NicholasYenson 29 Jan 2016
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        Nicholas Yenson  🏳️‍🌈 Retweeted The Onion

        Ha ha! @TheOnionhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/693139276708585472 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers http://onion.com/1UvwWep  pic.twitter.com/9GvydAjmOt
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      1. Michael Smith‏ @MSmith7242 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion If only our elections were that civilized

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      1. Ben Mighall‏ @FeelTheNerdage 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @ProdigyNelson lmao

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      1. Taste of Ghana‏ @tasteofghana 6 Mar 2016
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        .@TheOnion @planetkimsmith LoL That sounds about right. #FeelTheBern

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      1. MAGA 4EVER SEBASTIAN‏ @nuzombie4 31 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion WOW...THAT IS SO.... FERGUSSON!!!!

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      1. who want a hug‏ @diabeteboi 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @netflixnnochill accurate

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      1. Bayflow408‏ @Bayflow408 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion what is this? Game of Thrones? Haha

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      1. sprinkles‏ @bopen2 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion and then calls for a blizzard of more than a foot of snow to slow voter turnout!

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion How rude!

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