@TheOnion Who am I going to talk with over breakfast?
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@TheOnion Remember that the toaster only works if you remember what you entered last week for your password.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion smart experts warn against security appliancesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I rather have my appliances dumb and the people using them smart, rather than dumb people using smart appliances.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is@internetofshit material for sure!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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