@TheOnion Americans spend millions on eating out. I'm cooking dinner now.
There is nothing like a home cooked meal.
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@TheOnion Celebreties hot scandals http://bit.ly/208svwQ (Splitting Average Splitting ) https://twitter.com/nbsamazing/status/689117896220499968/photo/1pic.twitter.com/rFG9YyzSQPThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's why i always pick up the check.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wouldn't the average be zero? Answer: yes, yes it would. Really should say median. Journalism these days...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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