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Arrr! Have ya ever tried to quit smoking Billy?
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@Chelsea_Buddy@TheOnion@DougHempstead I'm on month 2 after 8 years. Not easy, but possible. You have to convince yourself u don't want to
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@TheOnion NicoDerm condoms next. Quit smoking as a couple, intimately.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: NicoDerm Introduces New Nicotine Eye Patch http://onion.com/1nr4uQ1 pic.twitter.com/Lqn9wOkKqj" For that edgy, "I quit smoking" look
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@TheOnion When is the beer patch coming? I am anxiously awaiting it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @OfficialJQuinn ooh ooh, can you make in black, so I can pretend to be a pirate?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@pghguyinva we could get Susan Baierl one of these for her neck tattoo.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RonSexsmith bout time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion One of your best ever headlines.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now where is the Nicoderm Mouth Patch for Megan KellyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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