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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2016

    NicoDerm Introduces New Nicotine Eye Patch http://onion.com/1nr4uQ1 pic.twitter.com/hHmdsPP5t2

    2:50 PM - 28 Jan 2016
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      2. Buddy‏ @Chelsea_Buddy 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @DougHempstead Arrr! Have ya ever tried to quit smoking Billy?

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Tanisha Eileen‏ @TanishaEGaming 28 Jan 2016
        Replying to @Chelsea_Buddy

        @Chelsea_Buddy @TheOnion @DougHempstead I'm on month 2 after 8 years. Not easy, but possible. You have to convince yourself u don't want to

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      1. Chef Shred  🍜‏ @Arctera_ 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion NicoDerm condoms next. Quit smoking as a couple, intimately.

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      1. Ryan♌︎‏ @ryrystan 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @stocktoncobb

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      1. Chris Karadaglis‏ @Shckwish 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/sjXV1W4zV5

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      1. Mario Poolman‏ @MarioPoolman 31 Jan 2016
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        "@TheOnion: NicoDerm Introduces New Nicotine Eye Patch http://onion.com/1nr4uQ1  pic.twitter.com/Lqn9wOkKqj" For that edgy, "I quit smoking" look

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      1. alistair renaud‏ @RenaudAlistair 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Hot celebreties nudies http://bit.ly/1P0bydt  (New Eye Eye ) https://twitter.com/nbsamazing/status/689118257698197504/photo/1pic.twitter.com/JoHCdMoyqm 

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      1. Derek James From‏ @derekjamesfrom 28 Jan 2016
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        .@TheOnion When is the beer patch coming? I am anxiously awaiting it.

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      1. PHAKE MEDIA‏ @phartman79 29 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @mjwolley hahaha

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      1. Wayne Turner‏ @MulliganMullet 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @OfficialJQuinn ooh ooh, can you make in black, so I can pretend to be a pirate?

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      1. Kevin Farrell‏ @RealescapeKevin 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Great 👁dea 👀👍

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      1. Gina‏ @OMGinaG 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @pghguyinva we could get Susan Baierl one of these for her neck tattoo.

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      1. John Ross‏ @johnrmc 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @RonSexsmith bout time!

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      1. saxoncross‏ @lizardandrogyne 28 Jan 2016
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      1. David Scher‏ @dscher18 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion One of your best ever headlines.

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      1. BigBrother‏ @FedEffingUp 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Now where is the Nicoderm Mouth Patch for Megan Kelly

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      1. Scaryanne Zumberge‏Verified account @marianniepants 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @cchristinaellis

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      1. The Ghetto Gamesaw Massacre‏ @longie_long 28 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion #lmao

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