@TheOnion Step 1: DONT do it with an erection.
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@TheOnion I just make sure they read the Onion. So many parents forget to teach their kids the art of satire and sarcasm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel like you guys could have done a lot more with this. Try again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I talk to them frequently. They can almost always give me the latest information.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I found just directing them to Pornhub answers all their questions.Do so early,though!Don't want them learning in the schoolyard!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion style! I better check that one out!#stylespiration#daintysDeskThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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